he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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