I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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