So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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