Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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