So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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