Sponge bath it is.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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