Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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