dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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