i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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