I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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