Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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