So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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