i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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