I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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