it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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