You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
nutella sex= disaster
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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