i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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