No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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