sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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