she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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