We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
