sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think my moral compass just broke
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I'm really busy with my period
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