I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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