its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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