So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I need to wash the frat house off of me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
