So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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