But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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