Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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