I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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