Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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