I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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