quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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