Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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