Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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