She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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