quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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