with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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