How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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