Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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