and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
His nipple licking is glorious
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