I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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