Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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