But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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