I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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