? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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