I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
