Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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