scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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