Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
