Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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